May 11th, 2006 - Plaza de La Ventas Madrid, Spain

The Avulsion Intro Starts . .

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I could be mean...

I could be angry..
.
 

You know I could be just like you!


I could be fake...

I could be stupid...

Y
ou know I could be just like you! 
   
 


The camera pan across the crowd. The music blares as we head inside the Plaza de La Ventas! The crowd explodes as pyrotechnics throughout the arena go off, off and off again! In one of the largest displays to date, sparks fly from across the rafters as the fans ERUPT with cheers! The cameras pan across the Avulsion set as pyro explodes from the ramp! We then head to a shot of the NLCW Announce Team!


Aaron Jennings: IT IS MAY ELEVENTH, TWO-THOUSAND AND SIX... AND WE WELCOME YOU ALL, TO NLCW'S 100TH AVULSION!

Bryan Terwilliger: 100 EPISODES OF NONSTOP NLCW ACTION!!

AJ: We are live from the Plaza de La Ventas, and WHAT A NIGHT we have planned! Celebrating the 100th episode of Avulsion, we have many memorable things planned for tonight!

BT: From flashbacks to previews, tonight's Avulsion is going to be an incredible one!

AJ: Tonight fans, the divas are stealing the show with the majority of matches, and we also have a major match planned between the Dirty South Regulators and Chris Logan with Tyler Scott!


BT: Also, rumor has it JLR has another match planned for the main event!

AJ: One can only guess what our COO has up his sleeve!
  Fans, you are listening to "Worldwide Suicide" by Pearl Jam the official theme song, of NLCW When Worlds Collide.

BT: When Worlds Collide will be live on pay per view for you on May 22nd. Make sure you call your cable or satellite provider and say I want NLCW When Worlds Collide!!

I felt the earth on Monday, It moved beneath my feet.
In the form of a morning paper, Laid out for me to see.




Saw his face in a corner picture, I recognized the name.
Could not stop staring at the, Face I'd never see again.

BT: When Worlds Collide will be broadcast live on pay per view from the Don Valley Arena in Sheffield England!! 

We fade to the office of the COO of NLCW: JLR. He sits at his desk rather calmly, looking into the camera with a small smile on his features. After a few moments he begins to speak, a hint of amusement in his voice.

JLR: Ladies and gentlemen, I have decided to book a very... unique matchup tonight, for two men who didn't think they were going to be wrestling. You see, a local tag team talent has approached me requesting a match on the show and, being the generous provider I am... I've given them one.

To this, the crowd cheers, as JLR smiles broadly.

JLR: ... against Dominic Pericolo and Violent A.

To this, the crowd EXPLODES with cheers!

JLR: So gear up, guys! You're in the main event tonight! Happy 100th Avulsion!

"DO-MO-NIC!" and "VIO-LENT-A!" chants start up, echoing throughout the backstage area from the arena, as JLR nods his head and shoos off the cameraman with his hand, going back to other papers on his desk. At this, we fade to ringside.

Summer McCoy -vs- Stacy Jones
Paddle on a Pole Match

LW: Ladies and Gentleman, this match is a Paddle on a Pole Match,

"Bitch" By Jamelia blasts through the arena as Summer McCoy is shown at the ramp, Her finger in the air signaling she is number one. The Titantron shows Summer McCoy in past Federations and in NLCW. She is shown Sunny Dropping (Widows Peak) Carmella. She is also shown talking to Angelic Suicide. Summer is then shown Sunny Dropping Angelic Suicide. The TitanTron now shows Summer McCoy posing in rather her bikini's or in a regular attire. The TitanTron then plays past feds where Summer has defeated three boys. It shows her Summer Kicking (Chick Kick) Havoc, Summer Kicking Erik Black, and Roundhouse Kicking The Tiger. At The end of those three wonderful things Summer has done it shows her standing in the ring with the XWL HeavyWeight Title in her hands. Summer McCoy is smiling at the top of the ramp. She then puts her finger in the air to signal she is number one. With a smirk Summer begins to walk to the ring. She is now side by the ring and looks at the audience. She rolls her eyes and slowly walks up the steps. She then enters the ring nice and slow as the camera zooms up on her butt, Which her skirt goes up, Revealing her Thong.

LW: First to the ring, from Los Angeles, California, Summer McCoy!

Summer then enters and steps in the middle of the ring. She puts her finger in the air again to signal she is number one. She then walks towards the turnbuckle and goes on it. She smiles and puts her hands in the air. She then goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises her hands again and yells: Im better then you all!

"She is my sin" By Nightwish begins to play in the arena as Stacy Jones is spotted at the top of the ramp. She grins evilly, her title sitting on top of her shoulder. She looks around the arena, giving glares to the audience. She begins to make her way down to the ramp.

LW: And, now, coming to the ring, from San Francisco, California, Stacy Jones!

Stacy stops in front of the ring and glares at Summer, hatred beaming out. She walks over to the referee and hands her belt to him. He takes it and places it outside the ring. As he did that, Stacy quickly got in and attacked Summer with a kick to the gut.

AJ: Here we have Stacy Jones already getting a few cheap shots.

Summer groans in pain as Stacy kicks her continuously on the ground. She continues kicking her in the gut as the referee finally notices it. He slides into the ring and breaks the fight up. He pulls Stacy to one corner and Summer to the other.

AJ: I doubt that will stop them from touching each other.

BT: It won't stop me either!

Summer nodded as did Stacy. Stacy then ran towards Summer, her arm extended for a clothesline. Summer ducks it and as Stacy turns around, she delivers a kick to the gut. Stacy holds her in stomach in pain as Summer places her arm around Stacy's neck.

AJ: A DDT?

Summer throws herself down, with Stacy landing a hurtful DDT.

AJ: Is this over already?

BT: I hope not!

Summer then picked up Stacy and whipped her into the ropes. Stacy came running back, Summer bent down toe flip
her over her shoulders. Stacy stopped herself and delivered a hurtful Face Crusher.

AJ: Ouch!

BT: Not the face! Not that face!!

Stacy picked up Summer, not even thinking about getting this over with easily. She then applied a DDT to knock Summer down.

AJ: Look's like these two don't even care about spanking each other! They want to kill each other!

Stacy walked over to Summer and picked her up by the hair. She whipped her into the ropes and as she came back, she delivered a Spinebuster. Summer held her back in pain as Stacy went for the Paddle.

BT: I can see up her skirt!!

AJ: Looks like Stacy is going to grab that Paddle now,

Summer looked up and quickly got off of the floor. She ran to Stacy and dragged her down. Stacy and Summer were now face to face. Summer drew a couple of punches in Stacy's face. She then kicked her in the stomach, Stacy falling into the turnbuckle.

AJ: Watch out for that pole, Stacy!

She then went in for a Boot Choke. She choked her for a soild 4 seconds. She then grabbed her by the hair and whipped her into the ropes. As she came back, she delivered the Spinning heel kick.

BT: Now's her chance!!

Summer climbed up the turnbuckle and grabbed for the Pole. She had it in her palm, but Stacy came and pushed her off, Summer landing outside the ring.

BT: Not Summer! Anyone but her!

AJ: Looks like Stacy might win this one after all.

Stacy shook her head and ran outside the ring, diving into a moonsault and landing right on Summer.

AJ: Summer looks lifeless as does Stacy!

BT: I bet I can cheer them up easily.

AJ: Wait! Stacy is getting up!

Stacy got up and picked up Summer by her hair. She threw her into the ring and slid in herself. She then went to Summer's legs, hoping to apply some sort of submission. Summer looked up and with all her might, landing a swift kick to Stacy's cheek. Stacy fell down, shaking the ring with impact.

AJ: What the,

BT: Where did she get all that energy from?

Both divas laid on the mat as the referee began the count.

AJ: I hope it doesn't end like this,

BT: I want more diva action!

Referee: Three, Four, .

Showing signs of life, Summer McCoy crawls her way over to the pole in the corner, grabbing on the ropes to help herself up slowly. Stacy, meanwhile, rolls to the ropes across from Summer and begins to pull herself up as well. Summer climbs the 'buckle slowly, reaching the top and getting on her tip-toes, reaching up as high as she can and managing to grasp the handle to the paddle, pulling it down! The fans erupt with cheers as Stacy turns 'round and charges for the corner, but Summer gets the paddle down! Stacy grabs the backs of Summer's legs to pull her down, but Summer holds onto the pole with the paddle in one hand, as Stacy pulls against her! Gritting her teeth, Summer pulls her legs in and SHOVES Stacy back off, bringing her feet back down to the ring canvas and pulling away from the poll as the crowd cheers her on wildly!

BT: Oh baby! Summer is ready to take this one home!

AJ: Sizing up Stacy now...
Summers runs at Stacy as she stands, swinging the paddle hard right at the NLCW diva's ass! Stacy jumps in shock and turns abruptley, as Summer then cracks the paddle over her forehead! Stacy staggers as Summer drops the paddle and boots Stacy in the gut, getting her in a piledriver position. Smiling to the fans, Summer then performs a beautiful front-flip into the piledriver on Stacy, AKA...

AJ: Sunrise! Sunrise!! This one's over!

BT: Wooo! Summer with the cover, hooks the leg... I can see up Stacy's skirt again!!

One... Two... Three!!

BT: Summer McCoy wins it!!

The bell rings as "Bitch" kicks up over the speakers, the fans cheering for both women as Summer pulls herself up to her feet and smiles broadly allowing the ref to raise her arm in victory! Summer blows a kiss to the fans as, to be expected, Brian goes nuts.

BT: She CLEARLY blew that kiss at me!

AJ: I'm sure she did, Brian. Folks, we're taking a commercial break after that great match... stick around for more of Avulsion's 100th episode!!

BT: I'm tellin' you, Aaron! These divas dig the Bri-man!
 




 

CLASSIC AVULSION MOMENT
May 30th, 2004
Souless defeats Mark Ray for the NLCW American Championship in the first Ladder Match in Avulsion history

Mark Ray slowly sits up, pushing himself back towards the rope for support. He slowly starts to struggle to his feet. Souless is still hanging from the title, unable to get it down! Mark Ray is on his feet! He picks up the ladder!


BT: MARK RAY IS UP! HE’S GOT THE LADDER!

Ray grabs the ladder by the bottom and he stands underneath Souless! He then uses all his might to push the ladder up, throwing at Souless! Ray collapses from the effort, as the ladder smashes into Souless!


AJ: Mark Ray just hit Souless with the ladder and he collapsed!

The force of the ladder knocks Souless down from the skyhook, right on top of the ladder!

BT: SOULESS GOES DOWN!

AJ: HE’S GOT THE TITLE WITH HIM! SOULESS WINS THE MATCH!

Souless lays on top of the ladder, clutching the title to his chest! All he can do is breathe deeply and bleed as “Seek 'n' Strike” plays throughout the arena!

LW: And the winner of this match and NEW NLCW American Champion: SOULESS!

AJ: SIMPLY AMAZING!

Both men lay on the mat, exhausted from the match. The crowd stands on its feet and roars its approval for the effort the two men put in tonight.

BT: What a match!

AJ: I can’t believe what has happened tonight so far.

BT: What did you expect Aaron? This is the anniversary show after all.

AJ: Well we got a special treat for the NLCW fans out there. Coming up next, Sugar Shane Perry will be action.

Sugar Shane Perry -vs- El Waldo Corrochio
Standard Rules Match

Some generic salsa dance music blasts through the PA system. Where El Waldo appears from the curtain to the roar of the crowd. He is sporting complete lack coloured attire even sporting a black mask. He then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Raising his arms up and down to the delight of the crowd.

LW: This match is scheduled for one fall. . . . . Introducing first, from right here in Madrid, Spain. . . . . Weighing in at 189 pounds. . . . . EL WALDO CORROCHIO!!!

AJ: Looks like we got a hometown guy competing here tonight.

BT: Not only that, he is supposedly a legend among the people here in Spain. And he has supposedly competed inside this arena many times and has never lost a match here.

AJ: Where did you get this information Bryan?

BT: Of course from Google, how ironic that is one of the sponsors for this show tonight.

AJ: Yes. . . . . Ironic. . . . . That’s it.

Then there is a few moments of silence until, pyrotechnics go off with '#1’ by Nelly blasting through the PA system. Then Sugar Shane Perry appears from the curtain with the fans erupting in cheers as he jumps up and down on the stage to fire himself up.

LW: and his opponent, from the Gold Coast of Australia, he weighs in tonight at 216 pounds, he is The Mack Daddy Of Sugar Smacking. . . . . He is The Master Of The Sugaverse. . . . . He is Mister NLCW. . . . . The Wonder From Down Under. . . . . "SUGAR" SHANE PERRY!!!

Then he walks down the ramp, raising his arms up and down trying to pump up the crowd. Then he enters the ring, climbs a corner and raises his arms in the air with the fans cheering and chanting his name. Then he jumps down and stretches until the match begins.

AJ: Sugar Shane looks to be in the best shape of his career.

BT: I gotta admit, he is in top notch condition. However, he still can’t win the big one.

AJ: What are you talking about?

BT: Well he hasn’t exactly won the NLCW World Title. And he still thinks he is the best that this business has ever seen.

AJ: He definitely has confidence in himself. We will have to wait and see if he can very well, prove exactly what he is preaching about himself.

BT: Either way, I think he is full of himself.

AJ: I don’t think Sugar Shane gives a damn what you think Bryan. Now let’s do what we are paid to do, call the action.

The bell rings with the referee telling the competitors, let’s start this match. Both men circle one another with serious looks on their faces. They take a step towards each other and lock up in the middle of the ring. Perry gets the advantage with a side headlock. El Waldo tries to pull Perry’s hair back but realises Perry doesn’t have enough hair to get a grasp off to hurt him. El Waldo then drives forearms into Perry’s obliques. Causing Perry to let go of the hold. El Waldo then comes off the ropes and charges at Perry but he counters the charge by deliver a hard back elbow straight to El Waldo’s forehead causing him to fall straight down onto the canvas looking dazed. Perry then lifts up El Waldo and delivers a snap suplex. He then makes the cover.

1. . . . . . . . .2. . . . .KICKOUT!

AJ: Only a two count.

Perry then locks in some type of armbar on El Waldo, he counters that by getting to his feet, doing a cartwheel and reversing it by flipping Perry onto his back and placing an armbar of his own on Perry. Perry shows a face of anguish as El Waldo tries to put as much pressure as possible on Perry’s arm. Perry battles back by getting to his feet and hitting hard forearms to El Waldo’s head causing him to let go of the hold. Perry gets El Waldo in position and attempts The Split Decision but El Waldo is able to slither out of it and quickly rolls out of the ring. Perry then gives El Waldo a sign that he was real close in getting connected with The Split Decision.

AJ: Nice move by El Waldo getting outta there.

BT: Cowardly, but indeed a smart move on his behalf.

El Waldo takes his time to get back into the ring. While the referee is doing his count, Perry urging El Waldo to get back in the ring. Perry starts walking around in the ring like a chicken with the fans cheering in approval. El Waldo quickly gets into the ring and tries to sneak attack but Perry is able to block it by delivering hard punches to El Waldo. El Waldo staggers against the ropes. With Perry clotheslining El Waldo to the outside. Perry then springboards onto the top rope. With El Waldo back to his feet, Perry connects El Waldo with a shooting star press right on top of him with the fans breaking out in a “HOLY SHIT!” chant.

AJ: Sugar Shane could have just snapped in two just now!

BT: That was incredible! He almost killed the guy.

Then Perry slowly gets to his feet with a look of anguish once again on his face while looking down on El Waldo who looks to be completely out. Perry tries lifting him up but is unable to as he looks to be dead weight. He eventually is able to get him up and roll him back into the ring. He follows after him and waits impatiently for El Waldo to get to his feet. Once he does, he staggers towards Perry with Perry grabbing him then BOOYAH!

AJ: The Split Decision! He just connected El Waldo with The Split Decision.

BT: The referee doesn’t need to make the count. It’s over.

AJ: Well just to make it official.

1. . . . . . . . . .2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3!

BELL RINGS!

LW: Ladies and Gentlemen. . . . . The winner of this match via pinfall. . . . . “SUGAR” SHANE PERRY!!!

Perry gets to his feet with the referee raising his arm in victory with the fans erupting in cheers. Perry then asks for a mic of the ring official. He then gets the mic and raises it to his mouth.

Shane Perry: Now I just beat a legend here in Spain in El Waldo Corrochio. Now this is a special show tonight. It’s the 100th show. Now I wanted to do something memorable and I figured, why not go international and face off against the best Spain has to offer and I did.

Then Perry looks over to see El Waldo slowly getting to his feet but still looing dazed.

Shane Perry: Now I gotta give it up to El Waldo Corrochio. He brought the goods out here tonight and I gotta respect that. So El Waldo, I give my hand out to you in acknowledgement and respect for you for what you have done tonight.

Perry then puts his hand out there for a handshake from El Waldo. He looks down at Perry’s hand and brings up his hand and as it looks like he is about to shake Perry’s hand, he delivers a hard open handed slap to Perry’s face with the crowd in awe and shock of what El Waldo just did. Perry just looks at El Waldo with a small grin on his face.

Shane Perry: Well, well, well. You slap like a bitch. But hey, I don’t blame ya for slapping me. After all, I did destroy you in front of your home crowd, in front of your family and friends. So I will let that slide. But I will say this. . . . .

Then El Waldo slaps Perry again right across the face but a little bit harder this time. Perry then stares at El Waldo then delivers a devastating right hand that knocks El Waldo completely out.

Shane Perry: Now I wanted to do something memorable for the good. But after what you just did, disrespecting me like that. I am gonna do something for the bad.

Perry then drops the mic and grabs El Waldo and takes off his mask and puts it on himself with the crowd giving Perry a mixed reaction at this point. He then pulls El Waldo close to the nearest corner. He signals he is about to go to the top rope. He climbs up and delivers a Shooting Star Leg Drop and lands right on top of El Waldo’s head with El Waldo in the process, bleeding from his nose and mouth.

AJ: What is Sugar Shane’s problem?

BT: His problem? El Waldo over there shouldn’t have pissed him off, that’s what.

Perry then takes off the mask and shoves it down his tights and wipes his ass with the mask, he then takes it out of his tights and places it on top of El Waldo’s chest.

Shane Perry: This is what happens when you disrespect The Wonder from Down Under. Now in ten days, we have this show going down called When Worlds Collide. Now I don’t have an opponent for that show currently. For some reason everyone is scared of me and are too intimidated to step in the ring with me. I don’t know why?

AJ: I wonder why? Maybe because you go loco like you just did to El Waldo.

BT: I can’t be mad with a nasty SSP. Because he would knock my teeth down my throat.

Shane Perry: Now I don’t care who it is. Whether it’s Frank Merritt. . . . . Tyler Scott. . . . . Bucky Skyler. . . . . Or even the Sultan himself Alex Jay. Somebody is gonna get their ass whooped by me at the show. Now I want to make this perfectly clear. I only have one goal left here in NLCW that I want to achieve. And I ain’t gonna be satisfied until I do just that. And if you wondering what that goal is, it’s. . . . .

Then Perry pauses for a few moments.

Shane Perry: I want the NLCW World Title. I want the gold sucka, so Violent A. . . . . I’M COMING FOR YOU CRACKA!

Then Perry drops the mic with “#1” by Nelly blasting through the PA system as he makes his way to the back with the crowd cheering and chanting “PER-RY!” as he exits with the EMTs checking up on El Waldo who is still bleeding tremendously.

AJ: Well there is only one thing I can think of saying right now.

BT: What’s that?

AJ: Never get on Sugar Shane Perry’s bad side.

BT: Agreed. 

AJ: Fans, the next opportunity we have to come into your homes live on pay per view will be for NLCW When Worlds Collide, coming to you live from the Don Valley arena in Sheffield, England.

I felt the earth on Monday, It moved beneath my feet.
In the form of a morning paper, Laid out for me to see.




Saw his face in a corner picture, I recognized the name.
Could not stop staring at the, Face I'd never see again.

BT: NLCW When Worlds Collide comes to you live on May 22nd live on pay per view, call your cable or satellite provider to order.

AJ: We would like to thank Pearl Jam for providing "Worldwide Suicide" as the NLCW When Worlds Collide theme song!

CLASSIC AVULSION MOMENT
January 19th, 2006
Dominic Pericolo defeats Dillon Durst for his first NLCW Championship


Dillon Durst stands up in shock.  He quickly pulls Pericolo to his feet!  Pericolo leaps up and he hits Durst with a dropkick to the face!

AJ: WHERE IS HE GETTING THIS ENERGY FROM!

BT:  He wants that title more than anything in the world!

Durst slowly staggers to his feet.  Pericolo charges at him and he connect with a charging thrust kick!

AJ: DECAPITATION!!!  IT'S OVER!!  WAIT....

Pericolo pulls Durst back up to his feet.  He then sets him up on his shoulder and delivers the End of Existence, right in the middle of the ring!  The crowd explodes as Pericolo goes for teh cover, counting right along with the referee . . 1.... 2.... 3!!!!!

AJ: HE'S DONE IT!!!!

BT:  THE MATCH IS OVER!

The bell rings and the crowd explodes!!!

AJ: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DOMINIC PERICOLO IS YOUR NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!

BT:  WHAT A MATCH!  WHAT A VICTORY!!!

Pericolo stands up, only to collapse to his knees as the referee hands him the NLCW World Heavyweight Championship!  Blood, sweat, and tears run down the new champion's face!

LW:  Ladies and gentlemen...... the winner of this match and NEEEEEEWWWWWW NLCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: DOMINIC PERICOLO!!!!!!!!!!

The crowd explodes with the official announcement!  Pericolo hugs the title to his chest and he falls to the mat!
 


We fade the the backstage area, where Dominic Pericolo is seen with Suki Minamoto in the gym of the arena, working out. The fans erupt into cheers as Dominic pummels away at the punching bag before him, grunting under the effort from his punches and kicks as Suki runs on the treadmill in the background, her voice audible over the sounds of flesh smashing against hard leather.

Suki Minamoto: You ready for whoever it is you're facing tonight, Domi?

Dominic Pericolo: They're some local guys... I'm expecting something good out of them, but nothing spectacular.

Suki giggles at this as she runs, Dominic catching the punching bag and stepping back, before delivering a stiff side-kick to it, rocking the massive bag as he begins focusing more on his kicks this time. There's a few moments of silence before Suki voices her thoughts once again.

Suki Minamoto: You ready to team with Alex, then?

Dominic catches the punching bag and 'humphs' with a smirk, lowering his head.

Dominic Pericolo: Teaming with that bastard?

His smirk turns to a frown as he violently slams his fist against the punching bag, his eyes narrowing as he continues to stare at the ground.

Dominic Pericolo: I... can't wait.

Suki Minamoto: Try not to hurt him too badly?

Dominic Pericolo: No promises.

The fans cheer at this as Suki slows on the treadmill and looks over at Dominic from the background with a slight look of amusement, as Dominic lifts his head and looks over at her with a smirk. The cameras focus on the two of them for several moments... before we fade out.




CLASSIC AVULSION MOMENT
January 19th, 2006
Kindred London defeats Chris Logan for the NLCW "Canadian" Championship

Logan pulls London to his feet and tries for a suplex only to have it blocked. He tries a second time and has it blocked as well.

BT: London isn’t finished yet!

London lands a suplex of his own before the crowd’s excitement fuels his adrenalin. London kips up to his feet before pulling Logan up as well. Logan scores with a jab before swinging a huge right handed haymaker which Kindred ducks. London slings Logan up and onto his shoulders before delivering the “Out of Order!”

AJ: Someone call a maintenance man; Chris Logan has been deemed Out of Order!

BT: We're about to have a new Canadian Champion!

London goes for the cover: 1..... 2...... 3!!!!!

AJ:  It's over!  New Champion!

As soon as London stands up, Matt Arren dashes into the ring and he slugs London from behind, knocking him through the ropes to the outside!
 


Nicole Moretti -vs- Diamond
Standard Rules


AJ: Time for divas action folks as Diamond takes on Nicole Moretti.

BT: Both have been busy last few weeks after taking time off. And I'm happy to see them in tights again.

The fans rise to their feet with cheers and whistles as the cameras now move to the view of the entrance ramp as "Lady Lumps" by Black Eyed Peas plays loudly over the PA system.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)
They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If u touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.


Various model motion captures of former NLCW 2oo5 Diva Search contestant Nicole Moretti are shown over the video screen as the men begin to whistle just a bit more. In a matter of seconds out steps the natural beauty; Nicole Moretti.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps [x3]
In the back and in the front.
My lovin' got u,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me.


LW: Ladies and Gentlemen, Introducing first from Boise, Idaho... Nicole Moretti!!

Nicole Moretti steps from behind the stage curtains wearing a tight pair of red booty shorts and a white baby-tee with a drawing of a cherry in the center of it that reads "I taste like cherries". She also is wearing a pair of matching red furry boots. Her long blonde hair is straightend and gently flows with the breeze as she dances atop the entrance stage. The ditzy Nicole Moretti blows kisses to the fans and begins to innocently skip down the ramp way tagging the fans of her fans along the way. When she reaches the ring she slowly scales the steel ring steps and makes her way onto the ring apron. Nicole holds onto the ring ropes from the apron and sways her hips from left to right before swinging her hair and very slowly stepping under the middle rope! Nicole Moretti then prances around the ring like your typical valley girl before her theme comes to an end.

LW: And her opponent from Atlanta, Georgia, Diamond!

"Whoa" By: Lil Kim plays over the arena Platnuim & Gold lights flash over the arena. Diamond comes out on a Silver & Black 2006 Suzuki Hayabusa 1300R Motorcyle she drives down the ramp she parks the motrocycle on the right side of the ring she gets off puts the kick stand up and lays the helmet on the bike. She gets off the motorcycle climbs up the stairs located near the ring she gets in under the bottom rope she walks to the middle of the ring and dances a little bit to her Entrance Song she then walks to her respective corner and warms up a little before her match.

The bell rings and both girls square off. Diamond manages to get the advantage on the lock-up and tosses Nicole into the ropes. As Nicole bounces off she manages to stop and kick the unaware Diamond in the head. Diamond quickly rolls back up to her feet as Nicole hits a snapmare. Grabbing Diamond by the hair Nicole goes for a DDT but Diamond blocks it and hits a backdrop. The audience cheers as Nicole gets back to her feet.

AJ: Both girls are about even tonight. Should be interesting to see what happens as this match progresses.

BT: Oh Yes. Lot of bouncing around the ring for both these girls.

Both girls are up and begin exchanging forearm shots. Back and forth they slug each other until finally Diamond gets the advantage and scores several hits in a row. Diamond whips Nicole into the corner turnbuckle watching the woman's spine smash into the steel pole. Diamond smirks and charges the corner but at the last moment Nicole gets her foot up and nails Diamond in the jaw. Staggering back Diamond is hit with a running neckbreaker. Nicole gets up and with a grin drops a leg drop across Diamond's chest.

AJ: Nicole borrowing a move from her partner Tanya's playbook.

BT: Yeah but she looks better doing it.

Nicole picks Diamond up and grabbing her by the hair tosses Diamond across the ring. Nicole stalks Diamond but as she gets near Diamond springs to life and hits a Northern Lights Suplex. Nicole quickly kicks out before the referee can start the count though. Frustrated Diamond picks her up and goes for a Powerbomb but as she gets Nicole up Nicole starts laying in the right fists to the head. Diamond falls to the mat and Nicole sensing the advantage hits the dazed Diamond with a series of hard slaps across the face. Fully stunned Diamond is easy prey for a hard DDT, Nicole driving her head into the mat. Nicole slides over and goes for the pin. 1….2.Kickout!

AJ: Diamond is just a bit tougher than that folks. But Nicole can put her down if this keeps up.

Nicole looks upset as she asks the ref if he's sure she kicked out. Diamond makes it to her feet and grabbing Nicole from behind tosses her over the ropes. Diamond grabs the top rope and waiting for Nicole to get up goes for a suicide plancha. Fortunately Nicole sees it and ducks out of the way the audience in the front few rows wincing as Diamond crashes onto the arena floor. Grinning Nicole grabs Diamond and slams her back into the security railing. Wincing in pain Diamond leans over the railing. Nicole takes the time to roll back in the ring to interrupt the referee's count as he nears seven. Heading back outside the ring Nicole is caught by surprise when Diamond hits a short arm clothesline. Wasting no time Diamond grabs Nicole and hits a Blue Thunder Driver.

BT: Oh My God! Diamond could break Nicole's neck. She's sexy but sadistic.

Seeing Nicole is out of it Diamond rolls her back in the ring before heading in herself. Taking time out to taunt the small groups of fans who are booing her Diamond finally goes for the pin. 1….2….NO! Nicole kicks out prompting Diamond to look on in disbelief. Sighing in frustration Diamond kicks Nicole in the gut a few times to keep her down. Dragging Nicole along the mat Diamond bounces off the corner with a split-legged moonsault. But Nicole gets her knees up driving them into Diamond's stomach. Rolling on the ring Diamond makes her way to her feet in time for Nicole to hit a harsh tackle driving Diamond back into the mat. Nicole stays on her and starts smashing her head into the mat before the referee finally pulls her off as the crowd cheers for more. Smiling Nicole waves to them as the referee checks on Diamond. Diamond says she's good to go though and the referee backs off. Nicole and Diamond lock up. Nicole goes for a hip toss but Diamond blocks it then hits one of her own. Nicole staggers up and Diamond tosses her into the corner. Wasting no time Diamond gets Nicole in a headlock then bounces up the turnbuckle before laying Nicole out with a Top Rope DDT.

AJ:  BOOM!

Diamond taunts the fallen Nicole before grabbing her and lifting the Diva up by the hair. Diamond grabs Nicole and hits a Sparkle Suplex before moving over for the pinfall. The referee counts 1….2…..3!

AJ: Diamond managed to pull of a big win today folks. Incredible match.

BT: Diamond is finally racking up some wins here. That's got to keep the beautiful smile on her face.




 

CLASSIC AVULSION MOMENT
November 16th, 2004
Justice defeats Enigma for the NLCW Hardcore Championship

Justice takes up her position and begins smacking the bat on the mat . . As Enigme climbs to his feet, Justive swings . . CRACK!! . . Enigma is reeling . . and she swings a second time . . CRACK!! . .

AJ: A SECOND SHOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!

BT: Blood now really gushing from Enigma's head!!


Enigma falls to the mat, leaving a blood smear on the canvas . . Justice covers

1 . .

2 . .

AJ: ENIGMA KICKED OUT!!


BT: HE ISN'T HUMAN!!


AJ: YOU MAY BE RIGHT THERE BRYAN!!

Justice looks exasperated. as She picks up the bat and begins raking it across the forehead of Enigma . .

AJ: OH MY GOD!!


BT: She is turning his head into coleslaw here tonight!!


Justice then begins pounding his head with the blunt end of the bat, then rolls him up . . 1 . . 2 . .

AJ:  THREE!

BT:  NEW CHAMPION!


LW: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and NEW NLCW Hardcore Champion
. .  JUSTICE!

AJ:  She’s done it!


Justice slowly gets up to her feet and the referee hands her the hardcore championship!


CLASSIC AVULSION MOMENT
March 10th, 2005
Enigma defeats Justice for the NLCW Hardcore Championship


Enigma now sets up the table.  He now pulls the ladder off of Justice and sets it up beside the table.  Enigma now pulls Justice up and he rolls her onto the table.  Enigma now climbs halfway up the ladder, facing Justice!

AJ:  What the hell is Enigma doing here!?

Enigma now sets Justice up in a Dominator position!

AJ:  NO WAY!

BT:  He's not going to!

Enigma now lifts Justice up and sends her crashing through the table with a piledriver!

AJ:  MOVE OF A THOUSAND MANIACS OFF OF THE LADDER AND THROUGH THE TABLE!

BT:  MY GOD!

Enigma now goes for the cover:
1......
2......
3!

LW:  Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match and NEW NLCW Hardcore Champion:  ENIGMA!

Enigma stands up as the referee hands him the NLCW Hardcore Championship!

AJ:  We have a new Hardcore Champion here tonight!

BT:  What a match!

Instead of "I Don't Know Anything" playing, "Burn" by Three Days Grace plays throughout the arena.

AJ:  What the....!?

BT:  What the hell is he doing out here!?

Rick Majors walks down to the ring with a microphone in hand.  He enters the ring as Enigma stares at him, confused.

Rick Majors:  Enigma, nice work.  Congratulations.  I picked the right man to train me to be hardcore, that was a brutal display you put on there!

The crowd cheers in approval.

Rick Majors:  But you know Enigma, last week you said I completed lesson one.  Well this week, I want lesson two!

AJ:  What the hell does that mean!?

BT:  Get this idiot out of here!

Rick Majors:  Because you see Enigma, if I really want to be hardcore, if I really want to learn to make people bleed and suffer, if I want to be able to take a beautiful girl like Justice and smash her face open with a chain, if I want to be able to stand on a ladder and crush somebody through a table, if I want to learn to hurt people and enjoy it like you do... my only option is to face you!

The crowd explodes as Enigma looks surprised.

AJ:  What the hell!?

BT:  Idiot.

Rick Majors:  My only option is to face you IN THE RING!

The crowd cheers!

Rick Majors:  In the ring TONIGHT!

Enigma shrugs his shoulders and then nods.

Rick Majors:  In the ring tonight... FOR THAT TITLE!

Rick Majors points to Enigma's newly won Hardcore championship as the crowd cheers.

AJ:  Is he serious!?

BT:  He can't be!  He'll be killed!

Enigma takes the mic from Rick Majors.

Enigma:  You want that?  You really want that?  YOU GOT IT!

AJ:  MY GOD!

Cuts to later on in the match . . Enigma rolls back into the ring with the chair.  Suddenly someone leaps out of the crowd and attacks Enigma!

AJ:  WHAT THE HELL!?

BT:  IT'S DAZZ!

Dazz grabs Enigma and he slams him head-first into the chair!  He now repeatedly slams Enigma's head into the chair, leaving him a bloody mess!

AJ:  This is horrifying!

BT:  It's great!

Dazz now slides out of the ring and he picks up the chain!  He returns and starts unloading punches on Enigma with the chain!

AJ:  Enigma is knocked out!

BT:  HA!

AJ:  You're sick!

Rick Majors slowly gets up to his feet and he notices what is going on.  He rushes over to save Enigma, but suddenly HE'S attacked from behind as well!

AJ:  WHAT!?

BT:  YES!  Lambert is here!

Derrick Lambert runs into the ring!  He cracks Majors from behind with a chair!  He now sets Majors up and delivers the Snake Eyes in the center of the ring!  At the same time Dazz sets Enigma up and he delivers the Chaos Factor!

AJ:  MY GOD!  Majors and Enigma have been destroyed!

BT:  I LOVE IT!

Enigma and Majors lay unconscious on the mat, both of their heads dripping with blood as Dazz and Lambert stand above them, celebrating.
 


Miss Perfect -vs- Galaxy
Standard Rules


Both women are already in the ring.  After a few words are exchanged between the two women, they lock up. Galaxy gets the advantage and she backs Perfect into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break and she gets it. They circle each othis some more and meet up in the center of the ring again. Anothis lock-up. This time Perfect gets the advantage. she backs Galaxy up into the ropes. she now grabs her and Irish whips her across the ring. Galaxy bounces off of the opposite ropes and back towards Perfect. Perfect goes for a clothesline but Galaxy ducks it. Galaxy now comes off of the ropes with a flying clothesline! Perfect dodges out of the way, and Galaxy hits the mat! Galaxy gets to her feet quickly and once again stands face-to-face with Perfect.

AJ: These two girls look to be feeling each other out in the early goings of this match.

BT: FEELING EACH OTHER OUT!? WOO HOO!

AJ:  Would you GROW UP!?

The two lock up once again. Again Perfect gets the upper hand. This time she grabs Galaxy around the neck and drives a knee strike into her chest. she now grabs Galaxy around the head as she bends over.

AJ: DDT!

BT: Nice move! 

Perfect now stomps on Galaxy. Galaxy rolls away, grabbing onto the ropes. The referee holds Perfect bak as Galaxy climbs to her feet, using the ropes. As Galaxy stands up Perfect runs at his, hitting her with a running knee lift to the head! Galaxy flies over the top rope and hits the floor on she outside!

AJ: Galaxy flies to the outside now!

Perfect follows Galaxy to the outside. Perfect pulls Galaxy up to her feet. Galaxy suddenly strikes Perfect in the chest with an elbow strike! Galaxy now grabs Perfect by the head and she hits her with a snapmare takeover. Galaxy now unleashes a swift kick to Perfect' spine! Galaxy now pulls Perfect up to her feet. she slams her head first into the ring apron and then rolls her into the ring. Galaxy returns to the ring now. she pulls Perfect to her feet and Irish whips her across the ring into the corner. Galaxy runs at her now. Perfect manages to get her feet up and she hits Galaxy right in the face!

BT: THAT will stop someone from charging!

AJ: Nice move!

Perfect now leaves the corner and she pulls Galaxy to her feet. she Irish whips Galaxy off of the ropes and as Galaxy rebounds Perfect hits her with a missile dropkick! Perfect now mounts Galaxy and she explodes with a series of punches! The referee pulls Perfect off of Galaxy. Perfect stands up and she hits Galaxy with a leg drop. she then pulls Galaxy up and she Irish whips her into the corner!

AJ: Nice offense here from Perfect!

BT: If she keeps this up I have a feeling he's going to come out of this match victorious!

Perfect now runs at Galaxy in the corner. She leaps at Galaxy with a jumping wheel kick! Galaxy ducks the kick and Perfect lands on the ropes!

AJ: Ouch! I'm sure that still hurts!

BT: Perfect in trouble now! I'll kiss her better!

Galaxy now sets Perfect up on the ropes, and she hits her with a reverse hurriancanrana from the top rope! 

AJ: Wow! Great move by Galaxy there! Perfect is HURT!

Perfect struggles to get to her feet, staggering. Galaxy grabs Perfect from behind and she hits her with a reverse face slam! Perfect is down on the mat. Galaxy goes for the cover:
1……
2…… 

AJ: Kickout by Perfect!

Galaxy now pulls Perfect up and she hits her with a suplex back down to the mat. Galaxy now drops an elbow on Perfect. she now mounts Perfect and unloads her own set of punches onto Perfect’ face! The referee breaks this up as well. Galaxy now pulls Perfect to her feet. she pulls Perfect up and hits her with a brainbuster!

AJ: Galaxy now in complete control here!

BT: Perfect needs to generate some offense soon, before it’s too late! The tide has completely turned in this match now!

Galaxy now pulls Perfect to her feet once again. Galaxy Irish whips Perfect into the corner. she then charges at Perfect with a spear! Perfect leaps up, and Galaxy hits the ring post, shoulder-first!

AJ: Nice counter! Galaxy's shoulder just hit that steel ring post!

BT: Perfect needs to capitalize on this right now!

Perfect now sets Galaxy up in the corner and she unloads on her with a series of kicks! Perfect now pulls Galaxy out of the corner. she grabs Galaxy’s head in a facelock and hits her with a brainbuster DDT! Perfect with the cover now:
1……
2……

AJ: Galaxy kicks out now!

BT: Perfect continues her assault!

Perfect mounts Galaxy now and she starts to unload on her with lefts and rights now. The referee breaks it up. Perfect gets to her feet now and she pulls Galaxy up. Perfect sets Galaxy up for a suplex now. Galaxy blocks it! Perfect attempts anothis suplex. Galaxy blocks it again! Galaxy now grabs Perfect and she suplexes her down to the ring!

BT: Nice reversal and counter there by Galaxy!

AJ: Both women are down on the mat now!

Galaxy gets to her feet first. she pulls Perfect up, but suddenly Perfect catches her with a roll up:
1...
2...

AJ: Kickout! But Perfect almost had her there!

BT: Perfect likes to use that element of surprise and she almost stole a victory right there!

Galaxy pulls Perfect to her feet now. Galaxy sets her up for a powerbomb! Perfect reverses it and she hits Galaxy with a back body drop!

BT: Another great counter by Perfect there!

Perfect gets to her feet now. She picks up Galaxy and whips her to the ropes. Catching her head on, Perfect delivers an Underhook Brainbuster Suplex! Picking Galaxy up again, Perfect goes behind Galaxy and she hits her with a Belly to back Suplex!

AJ: BOOM!

Perfect pulls Galaxy up now and she sets her up for another German suplex. As Perfect goes for the move, Galaxy reverses the move and counters with a German suplex of her own! Perfect struggles now but she manages to get to her feet. Galaxy leaps up and hits her with a hurricanrana!!!

AJ: WHAT OFFENSE!

BT: Is this enough!?

Galaxy goes for a cover now:
1...
2...

AJ: KICKOUT!

BT: Impressive! Impressive!

AJ: How did she kick out of that!?

Galaxy stands up now, visibly frustrated. she pulls Perfect up to her feet. Suddenly Perfect kicks her in the chest! Perfect now sets her up and delivers a vicious DDT! Perfect now with a cover:
1...
2...

AJ: And this time Galaxy kicks out!

Both women slowly stagger to their feet now! Perfect runs with a clothesline. Galaxy ducks it! Galaxy now grabs Perfect and she sets her up! Perfect reverses again!

AJ: ABSOLUTE PERFECTION!

BT: She hits it! The cover now!

1...
2...
3!

AJ: Mrs. Perfect gets the win! 

CLASSIC AVULSION MOMENT
March 31st, 2005
Sugar Shane Perry defeats Kristian Sailles to win a spot on the NLCW roster


Frustrated, Perry hits the mat as he begins to admonish the referee about the officiating. Turning to the crowd, Perry is met by a chorus of boos as he leaves Sailes to gain his composure. Turning his attentions back to Sailes, he goes to pick him up but out of nowhere, Sailes counters and goes for the Broken Wisdom.


AJ: And Perry.. in trouble here..

BT: There we go..

AJ: Wait a minute!

BT: What?

Perry wriggles out of the hold and drops off the back of Sailes and just when Kristian turns around, he gets slammed across the ring by the Split Decision.

AJ: Good God! The impact!

BT: No way is this going to happen..

Sugar Shane does not waste a moment and bounds over to Sailes and gets the cover. He puts his arm over Kristian and the referee counts. 1... 2.... THREE!

AJ: Are you kidding me?

BT: Impossible!

LW: Here is your winner, and the NEWEST NLCW SUPERSTAR... Sugar Shane Perry!

Perry gets up and throws his arms up in exultation. He climbs the turnbuckle and slaps his chest while celebrating his huge victory.
 




 

CLASSIC AVULSION MOMENT
February 24th, 2006
Ethan Andrews is attacked in the shower


BT:  What a way to end Avulsion!

AJ: WAIT!  STAY WITH US!  Don't fade to black!  Fans we are getting word that there is some sort of disturbance in the back.

BT: Well let's get back there.

The scene returns with a cameraman running through the back. You can hear a woman screaming. The camera comes up on Absolution's locker room. Where Gothic Angel is screaming for paramedics.

Gothic Angel: MEDICS!! . . I NEED HELP HERE!!

The camera pans to the shower area, where Ethan Andrews is laying, naked, face down in the shower.  There is a computerized blur over his butt. Warm water is pelting his body. The bottom of the shower is stained with his blood, as it runs down the drain. Medics are heard running down the hall.

AJ: ETHAN ANDREWS HAS BEEN ATTACKED IN THE BACK!!

BT: IN THE SHOWER!!
 

AJ: Well folks we are about ready for another classic Avulsion match as we celebrate our 100th show.

BT: Indeed. But first let's introduce the woman who picked this great moment from our Women's Division.

Happy Boys and Girls by Aqua plays as the lights dim to half brightness. Then out comes Tanya Black wearing a red silk dress that goes down past her knees but is slit quite far up. She gyrates on the stage before walking down a few steps then turning around to look at the curtain. On cue Nicole slips out in a black sequined dress that goes down to just before the knees. She waves to the fans before taking Tanya's arms in hers and the two walk down to the ring.

AJ: Violent Delight looking great tonight. You agree partner?

Before he can answer Tanya Black gets to the ring and walks up the steps before holding the ropes for Nicole who slowly slides in as Tanya stares at her with a big smirk. Tanya then slides in and the two walk to the center of the ring after blowing kisses to the audience and grabbing a microphone.

BT: I love these two.

Tanya: Welcome one and all to a very special Avulsion. Now I know I haven't been here for all 100 episodes but my time here has been wonderful.

Nicole: I know Tanya. NLCW is the best. I am like so happy to be a part of it.

Tanya: Yep. Now unfortunately I can't wrestle as I kind of hurt my knee last week. So I made sure to get one of my favorite matches of Avulsion past for you guys. My second ever match. And where I beat our current NLCW Women's Champion Stacy Jones. Remember Stacy no matter what happens once this "new girl" beat your ass and nothing will ever make that loss go away. So hug that title tight as lightning may strike twice for another underdog.

Nicole: True. But first. I want to say something. Tanya Black we have been together as Violent Delight for most of our time here. We had many great moments of Avulsion.

Tanya: Yes we have. Which is why I want to ask you something important Nicole.

Nicole looks at the crowd nervously wondering what it is.

Tanya: Simple. I want to know if you will help me make more great Avulsion moments for our great fans in the next 100 episodes.

Nicole smiles and gives the crowd a big wink before answering.

Nicole: Tanya I'd love to. Now let's watch you beat some skank ass.

Tanya laughs and gives Nicole a big hug before grabbing her hand and leading her to ringside. Tanya sets up a chair but Nicole quickly sits down first. Tanya laughs then sits down in Nicole's lap wrapping an arm around her. Nicole looks confused then grins wrapping an arm around Tanya as our view moves over to the commentators.

AJ: Well that was interesting. So I guess we need to roll the footage.

BT: Hot Damn. They are.....I love this job.

CLASSIC AVULSION MOMENT
Stacy Jones -vs- Tanya Black

'She Is My Sin' by Nightwish blasts through the PA system as Stacy Jones appears from the curtain to the boos from the crowd. She walks down the ramp and slides into the ring with a disgusted look on her face.

LW: This match is scheduled for one fall….. Introducing first….. From San Francisco, California….. Weighing in at 118 pounds….. Stacy Jones!

AJ: Stacy is looking ready to lock horns tonight.

BT: Hopefully with me after the show.

AJ: Please she doesn't even know who you are.

BT: Yes she does.

AJ: Oh yeah….. What does she say to you?

BT: Get away from me before I call the police you sicko!

Outta Your Head by Aerosmith plays as the video screen springs to life showing the words Tanya Black and footage of Tanya wrestling while the main lights dim and black light envelopes the stage. Emerging from the curtain Tanya dances for the fans a bit before tossing her hands in the air right as the main lights turn back on.

LW: And now….. From Boston, Massachusetts….. Weighing in at 125 pounds….. Tanya Black!

Walking down to the ring Tanya Black shakes hands with the fans who are cheering for her and some chanting her name. Eventually Tanya Black climbs through the ropes and points to the heavens before climbing the nearest turnbuckle and waves to the fans bringing them to their feet. She does this for each turnbuckle in turn so each section of the crowd gets equal attention from the young wrestler. Finally Tanya Black turns her focus to the ring and her match.

AJ: She made an impressive debut last night, destroying Kelly Rien. Can she continue her winning ways by beating former Women's Champion Stacy Jones?

BT: I think we are the true winners….. Getting to see their nice puppies in action.

AJ: Get your head out of the gutter.

BT: I will when you stop thinking about the oily men in tights. Seriously, your fetish for that is scaring me.

The bell rings for the start of the match. It starts with Tanya charging at Stacy and connects with a spear to the delight of the crowd. Tanya starts clubbing away on her with devastating lefts and rights. The crowd are going wild as she does it. The referee steps in and breaks it up to the disapproval of the crowd. Tanya argues with the referee and as she does. Stacy quickly gets up and hits Tanya with a stiff clothesline.

AJ: Inexperience from Tanya Black right there.

BT: I hate the wrestlers that the people cheer for. Particularly Sugar Shane Perry.

AJ: What does that have to do with anything?

BT: Nothing really. I just hate Sugar Shane Perry so much.

AJ: Let's focus on the action in the ring. Shall we?

Stacy stomps away on Tanya with Stacy doing it with a smile on her face while Tanya tries to gasp for air. She crawls towards the ropes, trying to use them for leverage. Once Tanya gets to her knees. She is met with a stiff kick to the gut by Stacy. She climbs up the middle rope and taunts to the disapproval of the crowd. As she climbs back down. She is met with a stiff jab from Tanya which sends Stacy straight to the ground and forced to roll out of the ring.

AJ: Would you call that inexperience on Stacy's part?

BT: No. I just call that idiotic.

AJ: Fair enough.

Stacy slowly walks around the ring trying to take her time. The referee starts making the count. He gets to 5 before Stacy jumps up onto the apron. She slowly enters the ring and signals Tanya that she is dead meat. She rushes towards Tanya only to get connected with a drop toe hold which sends her face first into the canvas. Stacy quickly gets up but again, gets connected. This time with a arm drag. Tanya now has locked in an arm bar. Stacy now has a frustrated look on her face as she struggles to overcome the arm bar. She is able to get to her feet and fight out of it by hitting Tanya with multiple forearms. She charges against the ropes and connects Tanya with a running forearm. Stacy signals the end is near.

AJ: This could be it for Tanya.

BT: I could watch this match for hours….. Particularly if it ends up with both of them in bra and panties and in my bedroom.

AJ: You are sick you know that?

BT: I know and thanks for the compliment.

Stacy continues taunting to the disapproval of the crowd. Directing boos towards her. Stacy just shrugs them off and also signals for the fans to kiss her ass. She now starts screaming at Tanya to get up. Tanya is still motionless. Stacy arrogantly, slowly walks over to Tanya and tries to lift her up but Tanya is able to pull Stacy in her direction and she now has a small package locked in with the referee making the count. 1……….2……………2.75

AJ: KICKOUT!

Stacy quickly gets up from the attempted pinfall and hits Tanya with a stiff chick kick. Stacy starts kicking the bottom rope in anger. Stacy quickly picks up Tanya and gets her in position for her finisher. She attempts it but Tanya is able to fight out of it, forcing Stacy to let go off her grasp. Then all of a sudden….. BOOYAH!

AJ: PARTY CRASHER! TANYA JUST CONNECTED STACY WITH IT!

BT: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! STACY IS MOTIONLESS!

AJ: TANYA COVERS!

1……….2………………..3! . . . . BELL RINGS!




CLASSIC AVULSION MOMENT
September 8th, 2005
Blair & Enigma take on Chris Logan & Dillon Durst in a tag team scuttlebuitt

Logan stands over her and smiles as the crowd is in shock of what just happened. He turns around to nailed by Enigma with a flying clothesline off the ropes and sends Logan out of the ring. Durst gets up as Enigma stands up and Enigma turns around to be lifted onto Durst's shoulders and he swings Enigma who lands on his feet and nails a reverse ddt on Durst and both men are down. Amerie comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring and walks over to Blair and checks on her. Enigma forces himself up and into the corner as Amerie continues to check on Blair she stands up and turns to check on Durst but walks into Enigma who kicks her in the stomach and nails her with the "FAD" and the fans erupt.

AJ: JESUS CHRIST that son of a bitch. He just nailed Amerie with the Fallen Angel Driver.

BT: I'm getting confused to why the Saints are all attacking one another here. It went from a clean match to a war. No one's safe amongst the Saints.

Durst stands up and Enigma runs at him and Durst backflips him over the top rope but Enigma lands on the ring apron as Durst stumbles away from the ropes as Blair gets to her feet and as Logan stands up on the ring apron and leaps over the top rope and catches Blair in a sunset flip as Enigma leaps from the ropes and catches Durst with a sunset flip himself and the ref looks at both pinfalls and counts.

AJ: WAIT WHAT THE HELL IS HE COUNTING FOR??

BT: WHOA!!!

1..................... 2............................. 3.....................................

The ref calls for the bell but looks at both Enigma and Logan and is confused on whom to declare the winner.

AJ: He counted both Blair's and Dillon's shoulders down for the three but neither Logan nor Enigma are on the same team?

BT: This is gonna be hard for the ref. I'd hate to be him right now in the ring.

LW: The winners of the match.........................

Just then "The Stroke" by Bill Squire hits and out walks James Rockingwell. He looks mad and has a mic. He lifts the mic to his mouth.

JLR: Ok since there was two pinfalls in this match normally I'd let this match continue but I had an epiphany. For the first time in NLCW history the tag titles will change hands like this and this is the ONLY time it will happen. So let me set the record straight. The winners and NEW NLCW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS . . CHRIS LOGAN AND ENIGMA!!!!!

AJ: WHOAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WHAT AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!

BT: We got somewhat new tag team champions here tonight.
 

The Dirty South Regulators (Kindred London & Derrick Lambert) 
-vs- 
Tyler Scott & Chris Logan
Standard Tag Team Rules


"Regulators" by Warren G and Nate Dogg is heard over the PA System and pictures of London and Lambert appear on the NLCWtron. The Crowd cheers as The Black Cadillac Escalade appears on the ramp. Lambert and London then hop out and wave to the fans as the Escalade is driven into the back as Lambert and London walk down to the ring. Lambert and London then do their respective taunts in the ring and then wait for the match to start.

AJ: This is going to be quite a matchup, Brian... Dirty South Regulators taking on Tyler Scott and Chris Logan here tonight!

BT: Definitely one of the more looked forward to matches of the night! 

The familiar thudding introduction of ‘Galvanise’ by Chemical Brothers announces the arrival of Tyler Scott. The man himself walks out from backstage to a mixed reaction from the NLCW crowd.

LW: Introducing first, currently residing in Detroit, Michigan, he weighs in tonight at 230 pounds, he is a former LCW Double Champion, he is Tyler Scott!!!
He heads to the ring, staying his usual focused self. He climbs into the ring and walks to the centre of the ring where he stares intensely into the crowd before beginning his few warm up moves, awaiting the start of the upcoming contest.

AJ: One-half of the opponents in now...
The lights dim and the crowd rumbles with anticipation as the eerie beginning notes of "The Remix" signal the coming of Chris Logan. Spotlights float around the crowd until pyro erupts simultaneously with the song, driving the fans into a frenzy as Logan's name is chanted with dislike.

LW: And the partner, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is Chris Logan!!!

Chris Logan makes his way through the curtains. With him he holds the Canadian flag tied to a Kendo stick. Chris Logan makes his way down the ramp way and slowly walks up the steel steps and slowly walks down the apron then pauses when reaching the middle. Logan begins to wave the flag. The building rumbles with dislike as Logan slowly enters the ring and walks towards a corner where he drops the flag. The official approaches Logan and checks him for any illegal weapons. After he's finished, Logan makes his way out of the ring as well as Lambert, and the ref calls for the bell.

BT: And off we go!

Kindred London starts in the ring with Tyler Scott, and the two men immediately go for a collar and elbow tie up. Both men try to gain the advantage, but neither manages too. Tyler slowly gains the edge and throws Kindred into a set of ropes. London bounces off and Scott going for a very simple drop toe hold. The hold doesn't put Kindred down for long though, and London is right back on his feet, as is Tyler Scott. This time Kindred hits the ropes on his own, and starts running back at Tyler, he attempts a clothesline, but Scott manages to duck it with relative ease. Both men start to run now, like two run away trains, gaining more and more momentum until the inevitable crash. However, when London hits the ropes closest to Lambert, the big man tags himself in on a blind tag... but London seems to realize this. As Lambert comes through the ropes, London stops dead in the ring and catches the still moving Tyler Scott and throws him over his back, right into the waiting arms of Derrick... .or maybe it would be better to say, the waiting shoulders. With a little positioning, Lambert is easily able to catch Tyler on his shoulders in death valley driver position. The crowd cheers as Kindred dives at Chris Logan and hits him with a forearm, sending him to the floor. Lambert takes this moment to leap to the side, dropping Scott DEAD on the back of his neck with the Death Valley Driver!!! Lambert drops and makes a cover.


AJ: SO close, and so early on in this match up! This is wild!

BT: No kidding... that was some wild tag work by the Regulators there...

Scott looks OUT, despite having the presence of mind to kick out, and Logan sees this, and after pulling himself back onto the apron, flies in with a missile dropkick on Lambert. He staggers back, and Logan drags Scott toward their corner before the ref ejects him. Lambert storms back over, and Scott stands up, and goes for a kick, which Lambert catches, but Scott quickly reverses into a go-under mule kick, knocking Lambert off his feet, and making the tag to Logan!! The two rush in, and drop stereo elbows on Derrick Lambert’s back.. Scott then quickly grabs Lambert legs in a wheelbarrow position, and hoists him as Logan grabs the back of his head and drives him BACK down in a face first DDT!!

AJ: My God, did you see the sheer strain that Lambert's size put on Scott trying to perform that move? Yet he still managed! What determination!

BT: These rookies just keep getting more and more impressive, Aaron!

Scott is pulled out of the ring, and Logan goes to work, dropping elbows on Lambert's head... he then lifts him up, and tucks his head under his arm... but Lambert suddenly jerks upright, into a release Northern Lights Suplex, landing Logan on his back in the corner by London!!! Logan sits up, holding his back, and Lambert stalks over and tags London in before grabbing Logan up, and taking HIM in a wheelbarrow position, swinging him over the ropes into a stun gun... he leaves him there for a moment as London runs to the far ropes... Scott tries to interfere, but the ref stops him, and London leapfrogs Lambert, coming down across Logan’s back!

AJ: Good god, what a brutal move by London and Lambert!

Lambert tags into the ring, and immediately charges over and lifts his boot into the face of Chris Logan. Tyler Scott on the outside of the ring is standing there yelling at Lambert for his actions, and he soon finds the boot of Lambert firmly planted into his jaw with a surprise thrust kick!! With Chris's partner out of commission for a second, Lambert turns his attention back to Logan. Casually, Derrick picks Chris up by his head. Chris doesn't try to fight back as Lambert puts him into a standing head scissors. Seemingly sensing the danger he is in, Chris starts to come to life and try to fight off his much larger advesary. Yet Derrick Lambert is just to strong for him, yanking Chris into the air, Lambert holds him up in powerbomb position and slams him back down to the mat with tremendous force. Logan's head snaps up, as Lambert hooks the man by his legs and lifts him back into the air again. Chris's body is lifted limply into the air, but only for a moment, as once again Lambert brings his body crashing back into the mat. This time Lambert relinquishes the hold, only to give it up for a pin. The referee drops to the mat and begins to slam his hand against the canvas.
1... 2... 3-- NO!! The referee is yanked out of the ring by Tyler Scott, stopping the count at the very last moment possible!!


AJ: I don't know how smart that was on Scott's part. Logan is almost out; prolonging the match might just take him out completely.

BT: I don't think Logan would be pleased had Scott NOT done that. Those two are very determined individuals... Logan would be pissed if Scott just gave up on him.

Lambert gets to his knees, staring at Tyler Scott, shrugging. Lifting Logan halfway up, Lambert tags London back into the ring. Whipped to the opposite ropes by his tag partner, London nails a low dropkick to the back of Chris Logan just as Lambert drills a boot to his face! The crowd "ooohs" at the impact, but Lambert and London aren't finished yet. Lambert sends Logan into the ropes and catches him in a drop toe hold. London plants a standing side kick to his jaw as he falls forwards! He hooks Chris's leg for the pin, getting a very long two count before Logan kicks out.

AJ: That was a weak kickout. London must not have been trying all that hard.

BT: Why bother? Logan's done. I mean, done as done can be. Where's he going? Nowhere. That's right. Hey Chris, where you going? NOWHERE.

AJ: Brian, you know as well as I do that Chris could come back at any second!

Bringing him to his feet, London pulls Logan into a front chancery, slamming him over with a snap suplex. London climbs to the second rope and leaps off with a leg drop, but Chris manages to roll out of the way. London grimaces as he lands flat on his tailbone, but he's up quickly, going right back after Chris Logan. Logan ducks underneath a right hand and kicks London in the side of the ribs, bringing him down with a swinging neckbreaker! Bouncing up, Chris springs off the middle rope, spinning around with a springboard elbow to London's sternum. Logan with the momentum, pulls a stunned London to his feet and tosses him into the corner, drilling him with a right, and another, and another, before propping him up on the top turnbuckle. Chris hops up on the middle buckle and grabs London for a tornado ddt. He spins off the top... but London catches hold and drives him to the mat with a stiff spinebuster!

BT: Aaaaand... where you going again, Logan? Nowhere.

AJ: That spinebuster successfully killed any momentum Chris Logan made for himself. The punishment to his back continuing, he’s out of it...

London picks Logan back up, and looks to be hoping for a Double Arm DDT... but he takes a moment to play up to the fans, giving just enough time for Logan to fire off a DESPERATION low blow...

BT: Ooooh snap, right to the gonads!

AJ: Both men down... I don’t know what to make of this... they’re starting to move!

Logan CRAWLS toward his corner, one arm cradling his tortured lower back as Scott leans FAR over the rope, begging for the tag... London, meanwhile, tries to keep from losing his lunch... he glances at Logan, and realizes he’s not quite ready to give chase, and instead lurches over and tags Lambert, who is more than ready, stepping over the ropes. At the last possible instant, Logan hurls himself toward Scott, tagging out!!

AJ: SCOTT AND LAMBERT BOTH OFF THE HOT TAGS!

Both men rush into the ring!  Scott slides through Lambert's legs!  He now hits him with a face buster!

AJ:  Slide under face buster!

Scott now locks Lambert into the reverse heel lock!  London rushes into the ring to break up the move!  Logan takes him down!  Lambert is still locked into the move!  

AJ:  And Lambert's tapping!

BT:  Scott and Logan get the win!




CLASSIC AVULSION MOMENT
May 5th, 2005
The Saints explode in a triple threat match


Dillon Durst struggles. The referee asks him if he wants to submit. Dillon screams no! Galen pulls back, causing Durst to scream out! The referee asks him again, again he screams no! Galen is increasing the pressure! Suddenly Alex Jay leaps over and he breaks up the hold!

AJ: Alex Jay from out of no where breaks up the Lock Down!

BT: Dammit!

Sean Galen gets to his feet. Alex Jay lunges at him with the Final Flash! Sean Galen sidesteps it! Galen now grabs Alex Jay and he hits a reverse Russian legsweep!

AJ: Insult to Injury!

Sean Galen now goes for the cover 1...... 2......

AJ: Dillon Durst leaps at Galen!

BT: It's too late!

The bell rings! Dillon Durst falls to the mat, dejected!

AJ: Durst arrived a split second too late!

Sean Galen stands up. He stumbles backwards, leaning against the ropes.

LW: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner . . Seeeeeeeeeeean Gaaaaaaaaaaalen!!!

The crowd boos and Galen slides through the ropes to the outside. Dillon Durst is slowly getting to his feet. The two men glare at one another.

AJ: MY GOD WHAT A MATCH!

BT: But look at Durst's eyes. Look at that hatred. Something tells me this isn't over between these men!

Sean Galen begins celebrating on the top turnbuckle, playing to the crowd.

AJ: Sean Galen is victorious here tonight!!

BT: That match is the best I have seen this year so far on Avulsion!!!

AJ: Fans, what a night it was . . A number of NLCW competitors have been sent to the emergency room here tonight . . check NLCW dot com for details on their conditions. For Kevin Ryder, Michelle Davis, Lucinda Welch, of course Bryan Terwilliger, and I am Aaron Jennings . . .GOODNIGHT!!

The scene focuses on Sean Galen as the credits begin to roll.

 

AJ: Fans, you are listening to "Worldwide Suicide" by Pearl Jam, the official theme song, of NLCW When Worlds Collide.

BT: When Worlds Collide will be live on pay per view for you on May 22nd. Make sure you call your cable or satellite provider and say I want NLCW When Worlds Collide!!

I felt the earth on Monday, It moved beneath my feet.
In the form of a morning paper, Laid out for me to see.




Saw his face in a corner picture, I recognized the name.
Could not stop staring at the, Face I'd never see again.

BT: When Worlds Collide will be broadcast live on pay per view from the Don Valley Arena in Sheffield England!!



AJ:  Ladies and gentlemen, we're glad to have you here tonight for the 100th episode of Avulsion!

BT:  And what a night it is! 


The lights go out. Suddenly the sound of static fills the arena. The static continues crackling throughout the speakers. It gets louder. And louder. It starts to break up a bit, becoming more and more disjointed, more and more fractured. Hisses and pops fill the static now, making it almost unbearable to listen to.

AJ:  You know what that means...

BT:  Oh no.... here we go!

The static gets louder and louder and louder. It finally reaches a breaking point and stops suddenly. But quickly filling the silence is a burst of guitars.
A spotlight shines on the entrance.

The drum beat pounds as the guitars get louder.
The crowd explodes!

AJ:  LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!  

BT:  And he hasn't even stepped out of the entrance way yet!

As the extra guitars kick in on the song, Rick Majors appears in the entrance way, the spotlight directly on him and no one else. Majors pauses in the entrance way for a moment, looking out towards the crowd.

["I’ll tell you now you can’t win this"]

Majors stands at the top of the ramp, the crowd anxiously cheering.


AJ:  Ladies and gentlemen, on the 100th episode of Avulsion, Rick Majors, perhaps the one man who personifies the history of the NLCW more than anyone else, is here! 

BT:  Yeah, yeah, yeah...


["'Cause you're way too slow"]

Majors then slowly walks down to the ring, as the spotlight follows him.

["I’ll tell you now I’m gonna take this"]

Majors climbs the ring steps and pauses. He turns towards the crowd, standing on the ring apron, looking out at the audience.

["Did you come here to watch me, watch me burn!?"]

LW:  Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, allow me to introduce the longest reigning champion in NLCW history, the 2004 Wrestler of the Year, current NLCW Road Agent: Rick "The Impact" Majors!!!

He enters the ring, still only lit by the spotlight. He then stands in the centre of the ring, looking out towards the crowd.. The lights in the arena then come back on as Majors circles the ring.  He's handed a mic.  Majors smiles and circles the ring again, the crowd dying down. 

AJ:  It's great to see Rick still involved in the NLCW despite his injuries!

BT:  Glory hog.

Rick Majors:  So... as you've heard, I'm now an NLCW road agent.  That's right.  My neck can no longer hold up in day-to-day wrestling matches... but you knew that already.  I'm not here to talk about myself.  Okay, I'm here to talk a little bit about myself.... okay, I'm pretty much here to talk entirely about myself.

The crowd pops! 

BT:  Big surprise.

AJ: Show some respect! 

Rick Majors: I was sitting in the back, performing my road agent duties, checking out the show when I realised something.  This is the 100th episode of Avulsion!  And we were getting DANGEROUSLY close to having the 100th episode of Avulsion without Rick Majors!  And there's no way we can do that!

The crowd cheers once again!

BT: 
Yeah.... whatever.

AJ: What is wrong with you!?

Rick Majors:  Because, I mean, when you think of the history of Avulsion, when you think of the history of the NLCW... you HAVE TO think of Rick Majors!  I mean, I've been here since day one!  And despite the personal setbacks, despite the injuries, despite everything I have gone through in my life... I am still NLCW through and through!  

The crowd explodes.


Rick Majors: And it wasn't always sunny around here... I definitely had my ups and downs, but I stuck with it.  I didn't run off to some other carnival sideshow federation when things got tough... no,  left that up to guys like Durst.

The crowd lets out a long "OHHHH" in response to Majors' comment.

Rick Majors: No... I'm still here.  And I'm damn glad that I'm still here!  I was here at episode one, and I'm here at episode one hundred!  And dammit, I'll do my damnest to be here for episode two hundred, three hundred... ONE THOUSAND!  Because this is my home!  And that is why I am out here tonight.  Yes, I am here to show a clip of myself from way back on the first Avulsion... but I am also here to say thank you. 

AJ: Thank you?

BT: Maybe he'll thank himself... egomaniac!


Rick Majors: I am here to say thank you to all of you, the fans.  I am here to thank each and every one of you.  Because, without you, there would be no me.  Because of you I have the greatest job in the world!  Because of you I leave my job every day smiling!  And the NLCW truly has enriched my life.  Without the NLCW - without YOU - I would not be the man I am today.  I would not be happy.  I would not be successful.  I would not be able to afford to marry my beautiful fiancée in just a couple weeks.  I would not be able to express myself to the world.  And that is because of all of you.  Thank you.

The crowd explodes in cheers as Majors smiles.  We then head to a video clip of Rick Majors competing on the very first NLCW Avulsion.

JANUARY 9th, 2004 - NLCW Avulsion Episode One

Majors stands up. Rick "The Impact" Majors nails Jack Frost with a springboard dropkick. Majors gets up.
Rick "The Impact" Majors locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. Referee Steve Peterson is checking for a tap out. ... ... Rick "The Impact" Majors breaks the hold.

B.T. - Damn!

Jack Frost stands up. Frost pulls Majors' hair. Rick "The Impact" Majors leg lariats Jack Frost, sending him to the mat. Rick "The Impact" Majors knee drops Jack Frost.
Majors stands up. Rick "The Impact" Majors executes a corkscrew legdrop on Jack Frost. Rick "The Impact" Majors hits his the Major Impact on Jack Frost. 

Rick "The Impact" Majors covers Jack Frost hooking the leg.
Referee Steve Peterson makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3

A.J. - Rick "The Impact" Majors has won the match!

L.W. - The winner of this match, and new N.L.C.W. Cruiserweight champion, Rick "The Impact" Majors!!!

AJ: And that was the night that started it all!

Rick Majors: That was quite a night!  I still remember the first Avulsion, and it still holds a special place in my heart.  That was a night where I...

Suddenly, there's a disturbance outside of the ring, near the apron.  Security seems to be rushing towards the area!  Majors stops speaking and he turns towards the commotion!.  Suddenly a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and jeans leaps into the ring!  Before Majors can react the man dives at him, taking him down to the mat!

AJ: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?

The man has a steel chair in hand!  As Majors struggles to get up the man clocks him in the head with the chair!  Blood pours down Majors' face as he struggles to get away!  Security rushes the ring, but the man wildly swings the chair around, scaring them off!

AJ: Is that....!?  NO!

BT: I think it is!

The man looks down at Majors and he removes his hood.

AJ: WHAT THE HELL!?

BT: DILLON DURST!!!!

AJ: DILLON DURST!?!?!?!?!?!?

The crowd gasps as Durst smiles evilly.  Majors struggles to stand up, but Durst again clocks him with the chair!  Durst then drops the chair down to the mat and he pulls the beaten Majors up to his feet.

AJ: GET SOME MORE SECURITY OUT HERE!  THIS MAN DOES NOT WORK FOR THIS COMPANY!!!

BT: GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF THE NLCW RING!  

Durst sets Majors up now in a double underhook position and he drives him head-first into the chair with a double underhook DDT!

AJ: DEAR GOD!  A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT ONTO THE CHAIR!!!  A MAJOR IMPACT IF YOU WILL ONTO THE CHAIR!

BT: THAT WASN'T A MAJOR IMPACT... THAT WAS BROKEN!  AND RICK MAJORS IS BROKEN HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 

Again security tries to enter the ring.  Durst has his leather belt off now and he swings it, knocking security back.  He picks up the chair and swings it, connecting with the shoulder of a security guard!  Durst now wraps the belt around his fist and he unloads on the unconscious Majors with right hands, driving the belt buckle into Majors already bloody forehead!

AJ: SOMEONE HAS TO STOP THIS!

BT: FOR ONCE I AGREE!  DILLON DURST SHOULD NOT BE IN THIS BUILDING!   TURNCOAT SELLOUT BASTARD!

Durst now once again pulls Majors up, only to send him down onto the chair with a Forget Me Not piledriver!

AJ: MAJORS' HEAD... MAJORS' INJURED NECK JUST CRASHED DOWN ONTO THAT CHAIR!


Durst pulls Majors up and he hits him with a swinging neck breaker!  Durst now picks up the chair and he repeatedly swings it at Majors, cracking him over and over again into the upper back and neck!

AJ: DURST IS TRYING TO KILL MAJORS HERE!  GOING AFTER HIS SURGICALLY REPAIRED NECK AND BACK!


Durst stands up and smiles, looking down at Majors.  Finally NLCW Security gets some reinforcements and they storm the ring.  Local police officers are with them.  The officials tackle Durst down to the mat and they drag him from the ring!  Outside the ring Durst is handcuffed and lead from the ring as the crowd berates him, tossing garbage at him.

AJ: Finally Dillon Durst has been apprehended and forcefully dragged from the ring!  He's lucky the crowd can't get to him... or they'd rip that turncoat apart!

BT: Forget about that!  What about Majors!?  He could be very seriously injured!

Inside the ring Majors is a bloody mess.  He has not moved since the attack.  EMTs and medical officials rush into the ring.  They immediately begin to stabilize his neck before attempting to transfer him onto a stretcher.

BT:  As much as I put down Majors on television, you NEVER want to see something like that happen to someone.  Rick Majors went through several very serious neck and back surgeries over the past year.... this could be bad.  Very bad.

AJ: My god he still isn't moving..... we need some more help out here!
 





AJ: Ladies and gentlemen, we're not going to replay what just happened... we don't need to give that man any more screen time... but the real story here is Rick Majors' condition.  Majors has still not moved since the attack.  During the break EMTs and medical officials stabilized his neck and transferred him to a stretcher.  From there Majors was very carefully carried from the ring and as you can see now he is being wheeled up the ramp, towards a waiting ambulance. 

BT: 
What started off as a celebration of the NLCW for all of us, and a celebration for Majors, has now turned into a nightmare.  At this point no one knows Majors' condition.  He could have suffered a broken neck.  He could have suffered other permanent damage.  He could be paralyzed... we just do not know.

Majors is wheeled back through the entrance way towards a waiting ambulance.  

AJ: If we hear ANYTHING regarding Majors condition at all throughout the night, we will be sure to update you.  Ladies and gentlemen, we will be right back




 

What started off as a celebration of the NLCW for all of us, and a celebration for Majors, has now turned into a nightmare.  At this point no one knows Majors' condition.  He could have suffered a broken neck.  He could have suffered other permanent damage.  He could be paralyzed... we just do not know.


Majors is wheeled back through the entrance way towards a waiting ambulance.  

AJ: If we hear ANYTHING regarding Majors condition at all throughout the night, we will be sure to update you.  Ladies and gentlemen, we will be right back 




AJ: Ladies and gentlemen, we have had a disturbing night here tonight, but the show must go on! The following match is our main event and is a tag matchup booked by JLR to tease the upcoming When Worlds Collide!

BT: HOW does he expect DOMINIC PERICOLO and VIOLENT A to function well as a team together?! This is nuts!!

AJ: Well, we'll have to see, Brian! Their opponents for the evening, Las Dos Muertes or "The Two Deaths" are a HUGE local talent around here... from what I've heard, they're a very skilled tag team, so it will be interesting to see how they fair against two of NLCW's finest!

BT: Montoyo and Antonio... already in the ring and ready to go!

Violent A & Dominic Pericolo -vs- Las Dos Muertes
Standard Tag Team Rules


An eerie chant from what sounds like little girls fills the arena as the lights fade:

“Rain, rain – go away, come again another day.”

Just then white lights hit as music thunders through the PA System, this music being Slipknot's I Am Hated. As Corey Taylor’s first line bellows from the speakers: “YOUR WORD IS MY ENEMY…” Violent A comes storming out onto the ramp, visibly pumped up.

LW: And now, from Detroit, Michigan, and weighing in at 275 pounds, The Wicked One of NLCW, your World Heavyweight Champion... Violeeeeent A!!!

The crowd are going wild. Violent A storms down towards the ring with a purpose. He glances at both of his opponents and smirks slightly as he slides into the ring, standing and rubbing his hands together.

AJ: Violent A in and you can tell already he's trying to decide who he wants to take on first...

BT: Well he'll have to wait, because here comes Pericolo!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!


The first of many guitar riffs blast throughout the arena, setting off a series of explosions across the top of the ramp and the rafters, sparks raining down from the rafters and fading as the fans absolutely ERUPT with cheers! "I'm Alive" pumps out over the PA system as smoke from the blast encircles the top of the stage, chants of "DO-MO-NIC!" already sounding all throughout. The rampway seemingly turns into one massive strobe, as the strobe lights flicker at a violent, steady rate of speed, seemingly slowing down time as the smoke crawls across the stage. The shadowed figure of a man within that smoke can be seen slowly advancing through, the lights flickering ever faster and faster until, finally, he steps through the smoke... and all the lights flash back on; the man himself, Dominic Pericolo, standing atop the rampway!

The thing I treasure most in life cannot be taken away.
There will never be a reason why I will surrender to your advice...
To change myself, I'd rather die,
Though they will not understand.
I won't make the greatest sacrifice...
You can't predict where the outcome lies,
You'll never take me alive.


Dominic Pericolo stands with the smoke behind him, the fans ERUPTING in cheers as he pumps his right fist into the air, letting out a primal scream to the heavens. His eyes are flaring with that intense fire he's known so well for, fixed straight for the ring as he marches down the rampway, holding out his arms to the fans, who gladly reach out to slap hands with him. Pericolo circles the ring, looking into it with a look of determination.

AJ: And THERE HE IS!

LW: Coming to the ring at this time... from SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA... weighing in at 260 pounds... DOMINIC PERIIIIIICOOOOOOLOOOOO!!!!

Pericolo slides into the ring coldly, Violent A looking over to him and cocking his eyebrow. Pericolo doesn't acknowledge Violent A, stepping towards the center of the ring and staring blankly at Las Dos Muertes as the crowd picks up in volume. Violent A looks to the fans and then walks over to Pericolo, trying to tell him he wants in first... but Pericolo just shrugs him off. Violent A frowns, shrugging, and makes his way over to the apron. Antonio exits as Montoyo steps forward and Pericolo's music fades.

AJ: Pericolo seemed pretty adament in starting this match off here...

The bell rings and almost instantly, Pericolo tears Montoyo's head clear off with a hard-hitting clothesline! Montoyo hits the mat hard, and Pericolo quickly grabs him by the back of his neck and helps him back up to his feet, delivering a few quick knees to the gut before dropping low and spiking his elbow right into Montoyo's face! Montoyo staggers back, clutching at his face in pain as Pericolo stands and charges, spearing him down to the mat and unloading a flurry of punches onto him!

BT: My word, Pericolo is sending a MESSAGE!!

AJ: Our number one contender is UNLOADING on Montoyo here!!

The ref pulls Pericolo away, who has an almost possesed look in his eyes as he struggles with the ref, pulling himself free and diving onto Montoyo once again! He begins unloading yet another flurry of punches, prompting Antonio to enter the ring. Antonio charges over to help his partner, only to get cut off by Violent A as he steps in and knocks him off his feet with a stiff clothesline. Antonio hits hard as the ref pulls Pericolo away again, and Violent A steps right back to the outside.

AJ: Some quick, surprising teamwork from Pericolo and Violent A there, an... oh dear.

Pericolo and the ref argue for a few moments, before Pericolo is suddenly cut off by a solid SMACK right onto his back! Pericolo turns slowly, as Violent A enters the ring... having tagged himself in! Violent A takes a few steps in, when Pericolo hauls back and smacks him clear across the face! Violent A stops in his tracks, whipping his head around at Pericolo and watching as he starts to make his way for Montoyo, only to get smacked on the back of the head by Violent A!

AJ: This won't end well...

BT: These two are right PISSED at each other!

Pericolo turns around, infuriated, and the two begin to smack their hands over one another's chest, trading off hard tags! Las Dos Muertes regroups across the ring, Montoyo slowly helping Antonio up. The ref tries to get between the two but only gets pushed away. Antonio and Montoyo look at each other and nod, charging for Pericolo and Violent A! However, neither Pericolo nor Violent A miss a beat as both whip themselves around, hitting dual superkicks on both oncoming challengers! They turn to one another and Violent A shoves Pericolo hard, pointing down at Antonio. Pericolo glares at him and stamps his foot a few times, pointing at Montoyo.

AJ: They're practically having a competition here!

BT: Settle this quick guys, you have a match to fight here!

AJ: I'm pretty sure they're fighting it just fine Brian, did you SEE those dual superkicks?!

BT: See them? I could damn near hear Las Dos Muertes's jaws dually getting broken!!

The ref once again tries to intervene, but Violent A ignores him and forces Antonio up to his feet, before dropping him with another superkick! Pericolo glares at Violent A and forces Montoyo up as well, hitting him with a superkick of his own! The two get in each others faces for a moment, as the ref once again pleads for them to break it up... and they go to superkick the ref! The ref quickly ducks out of the way, rolling out of the ring and scampering the the barricade in shock, as Pericolo and Violent A go right back to arguing!

BT: My God, the poor ref nearly had his head ripped off!

AJ: They're getting out of control here! JLR had to have known this wasn't a good idea!!

Las Dos Muertes slowly begin to regroup once again, but this time they use a different tactic. Antonio reaches his feet first and charges in, ducking under attempted dual superkicks from the Dominics. Montoyo comes charging in after him, dropping down and clipping Pericolo off his feet as Antonio grabs Violent A's leg and yanks it out from under him! Las Dos Muertes drag their opponents to the center of the ring, Antonio locking a half crab in on Violent A and Montoyo managing to apply a full Boston Crab on Pericolo!

BT: Damn it! See?! This is what happens when you don't get along!

AJ: Las Dos Muertes takes control here!!

Both men pull back on their holds hard, as the ref slides back into the ring and attempts to re-establish some sense of order. He forces Montoyo off of Pericolo, sending him back to his corner. Antonio continues to pull back on Violent A's leg, when all of the sudden Pericolo grabs at Antonio's foot from his downed position! Antonio releases the hold and stomps at A's hand, causing him to withdraw it. Pissed off, Antonio tries to lift A up to take him on... but the ref keeps him away! Trying to allow Pericolo to leave the ring, the ref argues with a very angry Antonio, giving Violent A plenty of time to recover!

AJ: What's Antonio doing?! Violent A is recovering right behind him!

BT: Ooooh, I think I just heard a bad spanish word there!

Pericolo finally rolls out of the ring after a few moments, just as Violent A stands on the other side of the ring. He charges for Antonio, who turns RIGHT into a running knee to the gut! Antonio twists around, holding his stomach in pain and staggering slightly. Violent A continues running, going to rebound off the ropes and shouting for a big boot... but Montoyo pulls the top rope down!!

AJ: Violent A was looking for one of his massive boots there, but Montoyo saves his partner from a possible early finish!

Violent A goes toppling to the outside, hitting the ground and rolling away clutching at his knee having landed on it poorly. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Montoyo gets back on the apron and calls for Antonio to make the tag! Antonio staggers over to his corner, tagging out to Montoyo. Montoyo enters the ring just as Pericolo begins to stand, and he floors Pericolo right back down with a running dropkick! Montoyo pops back up and lets out a shout, as on the outside Violent A slowly begins to rise to his feet once again. Montoyo taunts Violent A from the inside of the ring, as Pericolo crawls over to his corner and slowly rolls to the outside, trying to reserve his energy.

AJ: Las Dos Muertes is in FIRM control right now over the disfunctional team of Dominic Pericolo and Violent A... this is certainly unexpected!

BT: They're having a rough time, that's all. Tensions are mounting leading into the big pay-per-view, you really can't expect these two to function properly as a team!

AJ: You very well could be right there...

Violent A manages to reach his feet with the help of the barricade, shaking his leg a little before making his way to the ring apron and sliding into the ring. Just as he stands, however, Montoyo charges forward and takes him down with a quick clothesline! Violent A pops right back up and falls victim to another, but when he pops up again expecting a third... Montoyo suprises him with a spinning wheel kick to the face! Violent A hits the mat as Montoyo rolls through to his feet, making his way to the corner and tagging in Antonio.

AJ: Montoyo catching Violent A off gaurd there and Las Dos Muertes is making a VERY nice showing here tonight! They're on the verge of an upset here!

Las Dos Muertes now makes their way towards Violent A, Montoyo forcing him to his feet as Antonio makes his way over to the corner and begins to scale it. Montoyo whips Violent A across the ring as Antonio steadies himelf up top, and in an amazing display of skill, Montoyo lifts Violent A up for a flapjack as Antonio leaps through the air, catching Violent A in a 3/4 facelock in midair! Las Dos Muertes falls to the mat with Violent A, hitting a super flapjack/'cutter combination that sends Violent A rolling away in agony!

AJ: My GAWD! What skill from the local tag team! We need to get these guys on contract!

Montoyo rolls out of the ring as Antonio makes his way over to Violent A, dragging him towards the center of the ring and making the cover...

AJ: Cover by Antonio!!

ONE... TWO... THRE--NO! Broken up by Pericolo!

BT: WOOHOO! Pericolo with the save!

Pericolo breaks the pin up JUST in time, dropping a stiff elbow onto the back of Antonio's head and knocking him senseless! Antonio lists to the side as Montoyo enters the ring, only to fall victim to a hard boot to the gut, followed by a STIFF DDT that leaves Montoyo vertical for a moment before he finally falls to the side, clutching at his head in pain. the crowd erupts into a chant of "DO-MO-NIC! DO-MO-NIC!" as Dominic stands, letting out a primal scream as a fire is seemingly lit in his eyes.

AJ: Pericolo is on FIRE here, and it looks like NO ONE can keep him down!!

Antonio slowly staggers to his feet, only to be caught off gaurd as Pericolo charges forward and boots him RIGHT in the gut! Dominic grabs a head full of hair and looks out at the crowd groggily yet determined. Finally, Dominic SMASHES his left knee into Antonio’s face from point blank range!

AJ: OH MY GAWD!!

BT: Look at those eyes! He’s possessed!

Pericolo makes his way over to the corner as Antonio rolls out of the ring, stepping out onto the apron and smacking the turnbuckle a few times, reaching in for the tag as the crowd begins to rally behind Violent A, urging him to reach his feet. Violent A slowly stirs on the mat, crawling towards Pericolo and seemingly putting forth all of his effort in doing so too. Slowly, Violent A begins to gain momentum as he pushes himself up to a knee, slowly staggering to his feet and falling into the nearby ropes. He steadies himself, making his way over to Pericolo who holds his hand out for the tag. Violent A reaches...

AJ: Going for the ta--what the hell?!

BT: NO! Violent A, what are you THINKING?!

... and pulls his hand away! A's eyes widen in anger as he shouts at Violent A, who waves his index finger at him and smirks, pointing his thumb out to himself in a sign that 'he can handle it'. Pericolo shouts at Violent A some more in anger, as Violent A brings his index finger up to his lips in the 'shush' sign, smirking before turning around and taking two steps from the corner...

AJ: Violent A just got NAILED!

BT: Damn it! Percolater, get in there now! Take it to these guys, damn the rules! Come on, man!

Violent A walks RIGHT into a hard right hand from Montoyo! Violent A staggers a little, getting smacked HARD on the back from Pericolo who blind-tags himself in! Montoyo doesn't see this however, continuing his assault on Violent A as he backs him to the ropes, then hits a dropkick that sends Violent A toppling over the top and to the outside! Dominic enters the ring as Montoyo stands, and decks him right in the jaw with a right hand of his own! Montoyo stumbles back as Pericolo begins unloading punch after punch into Montoyo, dazing him. Finally, Pericolo backs him to the ropes and elbows him a few times in the face, before irish whipping him across the ring.

AJ: Pericolo is in, and he's looking for a backdrop here...

BT: YES-- damn it, NO!!

Lowering his head, Pericolo waits... but is surprised by a dramatic sunset flip that catches him off guard!

BT: Come on, Pericolo, kick out!!

ONE... TWO... THRE--No! Pericolo kicks out!

AJ: Nearly a major upset there!

Violent A slowly reaches his feet on the outside, as Dominic and Montoyo stand on the inside. Montoyo goes to hit a boot to the gut, but Pericolo catches it and whips Montoyo around, booting him in the gut! He grabs Montoyo and lifts him up for a Black Rain!!! He shouts at Violent A, who climbs onto the apron and hops onto the top rope, using it as a springboard and leaping off with...

AJ: OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD!!!!

BT: JESUS CHRIST, A SPIKED BLACK RAIN!!

Pericolo drops on his ass as A lets go of Montoyo's feet, Montoyo listing lifelessly to the side as A staggers backwards after the harsh landing! Violent A rests against the corner as Pericolo scrambles onto Montoyo and hooks the leg for the cover...

AJ: COVER!

BT: It's OVER!!

ONE... TWO... THRE--NO!! Broken up by Antonio!

BT: WHAT?!?!

AJ: Antonio breaks it up! Antonio breaks it up!!

Antonio pulls Dominic off of Montoyo, dragging him across the ring and hitting a few quick stomps to the chest of the Pericolo, before turning... RIGHT into a pissed off Violent A!

BT: Oh HELL...

AJ: Violent A is NOT happy about the pin being broken up there... .

Violent A WHALLOPS Antonio in the jaw, FLOORING him to the mat! Antonio hits hard and scrambles to get back up, clutching at his jaw, but the World Champion doesn't show any remorse as he quickly grabs ahold of Antonio's arm and twists, dropping to the mat and bringing Antonio down with him! Violent A twists Antonio's arm further, hooking it behind Antonio's back now and beating on the back of his head a couple times. He rolls Antonio over and forces him up to his feet, only for Antonio to catch a quick knee to the gut! Violent A stumbles back as Antonio clutches at his arm, before stepping forward and connecting with a stiff kick to his midsection!

AJ: Antonio's fighting back! Antonio's actually taking it to Violent A here tonight!

BT: Come on, Alex!!

Violent A doubles over and Antonio gets behind him, waiting for him to stand before using his shoulders for support and hopping right up onto Violent A's shoulders and going for a reverse hurricanrana!

AJ: REVERSE HURRICANRANA...

BT: ... REVERSED!! VIOLENT A WITH A REVERSAL!

Violent A holds onto Antonio's legs, refusing to allow him to hit the reverse 'rana. Acting quickly, Violent A stumbles back towards the ropes and manages to hoist Antonio up off his shoulders, dropping him over the top rope and to the outside! Violent A falls to a knee, exhausted, as he watches Pericolo lift Montoyo up to his feet and whip him into the turnbuckle across the ring!

AJ: Antonio's been sent to the outside, and Montoyo's all alone in the ring with Pericolo and Violent A here!

BT: And Violent A's calling for the end!

Violent A shouts at Dominic to move, before forcing himself up and charging across the ring, hitting a modified Hatchet Execution!! The crowd erupts into cheers, as Violent A pulls himself out from the 'buckle, grabbing ahold of the violently coughing Montoyo and whipping him across the ring towards Pericolo, who shows an incredible display of skill by twisting to the side enough to grab hold of Montoyo's leg, hoisting him up and tilting him back over onto his shoulders, keeping him in a reverse fireman's carry! Pericolo lets out a roar of effort, tossing him off into a HUGE reverse DDT-- AKA the...

BT: END OF EXISTANCE! END OF EXISTANCE ON MONTOYO!

AJ: Hatchet Execution followed by the End of Existance, what a move!!

The crowd explodes into a mix of "RAIN, RAIN, GO AWAY!" and "DO-MO-NIC!" chants as Pericolo rolls Montoyo over, going for the cover! Violent A lifts Pericolo off the pin before the ref can count however, demanding the pin! Both men argue for several moment before Antonio manages to slide in, charging for the both of them in desperation! Pericolo, quick as lightning, suddenly shoots out his leg and NAILS Antonio with the Decapitation! A see shis opportunity and dives onto Montoyo as Pericolo falls onto the now fallen Antonio, the ref looking confused before simply counting BOTH pins!

ONE... TWO... THREE!!

AJ: Violent A and Dominic Pericolo win!!

BT: But what an effort from these local guys!

The bell rings as A and Pericolo both stand, demanding their arms raised! The ref goes to raise both their arms, but both men pull away, insisting they were the one who got the final pin! The ref instantly looks nervous as both men glare at each other heatedly, turning and getting in each others faces. Discretely the ref tries to signal to the back for help... but it's too late! A tries to spear Dominic down but Dominic braces himself and staggers back into the corner, raining down blows on Violent A's back! The champion forces himself up and yells, CRACKING his fist across Pericolo's jaw! Pericolo reels back before snapping forward with a shot of his own, fighting his way out of the corner as security run down to the ring! Just as they slide in, however, all fighting between the two ceases as they begin working together to dispose of the security guards!!

AJ: OH MY GAWD, OUR SECURITY IS FALLING INTO SHAMBLES!

BT: Dom whips A into a group of them for a huge tackle! A now crawling off, clothesline to another one! Dominic with a double front dropkick to two more! This is getting completely out of hand!

They both make quick work of the small team sent down, before quickly going back to brawling with each other! The fans are screaming at the top of their lungs, chanting both mens names as MORE security pours from the back, swarming the ramp! Dominic and A just keep on fighting this time, and even as the security slides in, don't let up on each other with their strikes to the head! Security tries to seperate the two but they just keep fighting against them, going for each other even over the swarm of hands from the officers! Finally, the sheer numbers manages to seperate the two and pull them away... but all the while they continue to fight to reach each other!

AJ: Dear lord! These two are absolutely at each other's throats, and so far we have no idea who is gaining an upper hand! When Worlds Collide is going to be SICK!

BT: This is one of the hottest prospects that the NLCW has ever seen! Last time around it was all about respect, Aaron, but this time I think there is a genuine issue between the both of these men! Alex wants to prove himself a great champion, and Pericolo says he's already lost the match!

AJ: These two are tearing things up in the NLCW! HOW are they even going to last another week?!

BT: I don't think they will be!

AJ: Folks, we're all out of time here tonight... thanks for tuning in, we'll see you all for next week's Avulsion! It's been a spectacular 100 shows so far... and it seems that things are only getting better still!

BT: Thanks for all the support, everyone!

AJ: Thanks indeed, and good NIGHT!

The cameras continue to focus on both men as they now resort to screaming insults and trashtalk at each other, still fighting against security with VERY pissed looks on both their faces... before we fade to credits.



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